Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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