and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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