I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision