Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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