It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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