Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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