Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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