if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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