I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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