are you so shy because you have an std?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm always down for nudity.
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