i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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