I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Green mimosas i think yes
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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