kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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