so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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