would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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