What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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