when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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