Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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