All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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