If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Drake has all the answers
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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