And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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