I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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