I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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