My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just want to make out with him forever
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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