ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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