i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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