Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i think i have two assholes
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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