I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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