How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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