another moral hangover. fuck.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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