At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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