I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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