Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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