Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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