Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
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