he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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