I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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