and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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