he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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