Christians are straight up FREAKS
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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