you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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