he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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