doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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