people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Let's get the cat blown out
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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