quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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