I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
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pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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