i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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