You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Shame - the story of my life.
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