I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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