I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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