Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just google imaged poop.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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