Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Boobs are out for the taking
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
My vagina just clenched in fear
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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