Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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