We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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