i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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