Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My penis needs a shock collar
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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