jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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