playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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