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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (209): View more from California

  My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.

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• (209): View more from California

  Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  We'll discuss it when you get here

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• (646): View more from New York

  Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes

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