Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.